The Queen's Revenge

Literally

The Queen’s Revenge are a dangerous band of literal pirates living by an ethical code that is unfettered from conventional morality. Push the “WHY” button above for basic Pirate Principles, or read the Pirated Lyrics, which are not literally pirated but in fact original in concept and execution, if you wish to know their specific Pirate Code

Metaphorically

The Queen’s Revenge are a dangerous band of metaphorical pirates that recognize that ancient historical pirates were pretty much 100% jerks, like most notable people in history or modern politics. The Queen’s Revenge are REAL ROCK PIRATES. They are not Birthday Pirates, but nor are they particularly murderous

Surreally

Click here for Don’t Disturb the Captain

The Queen’s Revenge have a lobster on a leash, are comfortable not defining their Davenports clearly as either sofa or desk, and fill their jelly donuts with creams of questionable nature. As such they are not to be trusted except when you understand their Pirate Code

Attack

There will be Poems
There will be Music
All Pirates Welcome
There will be Trouble

Question

Why are there so few baked goods on the pirate ship?
A: Because of all the Pie Rats

About Us

Be warned, ye Swabs!
The Queen’s Revenge are currently raiding regional
stages and various venues
with PURE PIRATE ROCK*
and ye are not even safe on the interwebs for they are posting crude videos and various rants

*”It’s Pirock” tm
– Prof. John McKnight, noted music critic & historian

Get In Touch/Booking

The Queen’s Revenge are CURRENTLY BOOKING GIGS all over what’s left of 2022 and on into 2023. Contact nitrovonborax@gmail.com for Bookings and stuff-

_{Or send us a message in a bottle
Or use a Carrier Parrot
But those methods may result in delayed response}

Drop By

Our Secret Pirate Island*
if you can find it.
Sail south from England
until the whales
attack, then east until
you see the setting sun.

_{*(AKA Pirate Rock, a volcanic crater island organically shaped like 4 screaming skulls, with the lower teeth being unpassable sharp shoals of coral, guarded by a giant octopus and a pink whale)}